Beards: Love ’em or Lose ’em?

Guys, if you have a beard, that’s cool. Some women prefer men with beards.

But if you’re clean-shaven, that’s OK too. Some women prefer their men without beards.

If I thought men with beards got a better response on dating apps, I’d recommend you grow one. Likewise, if I thought clean-shaven guys had an advantage, I’d tell bearded guys to ditch the whiskers.

But there’s one caveat that applies to all men — beard or no beard: women want their men to be well-groomed.

That means if you have a beard, keep it trimmed and neat. Don’t look like ZZ Top.

But don’t take my word for it — take it from ZZ Top.

According to them, “Every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp-dressed man.”

Note that the bearded musicians don’t get the girl. The clean-shaven guy does.

Just sayin’.